Don’t change or people will hate you

You know those days when you have a song stuck in your head?
Crazy Mary
All day today I’ve had “Crazy Mary” by Big Head Todd and the Monsters in my head.

It’s an amazing song…maybe the best ever.

Check it out on YouTube here

Haha! Now YOU will have it stuck in YOUR head!  🙂

That song got me thinking today.

In the last year I’ve made a TON of changes in my life. I’ve restructured almost my entire life. Some of it was my decision to live more authentically. But, most of it was decided for me and that part sucked.


The worst part is having my entire circle of friends “restructured.”

Thing is, once I decided to start living the life I want to live, a lot of people didn’t get it.

Most still don’t. Change is hard for most people, especially wholesale changes. Sadly, in the end, most people will hate you if you start changing a lot of things about yourself. But that’s the ONLY way you will ever grow and live the life you want to live.

Change is required for success so embrace it.

Just don’t be surprised when people pull away from you.

The great thing is the universe has a magical way of putting you exactly where you are supposed to be. Your circle of influence is fluid and will change many times in your life. Every time its exactly what you need whether you know it or not.

The lyrics for Crazy Mary are all about embracing change.

At the risk of ripping off Nike…

Just do it. Troubles won’t pass you by, but someone will always have your back.

Talk soon,
Matt “Crazy Mary Won’t Get Out Of My Head” Trainer

P.S. One of the BIG changes I’ve made this year is embracing social media for my business, especially Instagram.

The results have been awesome. I owe it all to this amazing woman.

Forbes magazine recently said “Instagram is shaping up to be the world’s most powerful selling tool.”

From what I’ve seen I agree. Instagram is my new “secret” traffic source.

Get in now before the rush happens like what happened with Facebook a few years ago.

It’s still wide open on Instagram. Learn how to do it right >>>>>



Death is good for you

Death is good for youWARNING:  This blog post is not for the faint of heart. It’s crazy. It doesn’t make any sense. Most will say I’m crazy or full of shit. It is what it is. Believe it or not, what you are about to read is all true.

Gasping for breath…

Not finding any…

My life is flashing before my eyes. In my soul I know I’m just minutes away from death if I can’t get some air in my lungs.

I’m drowning internally.

—Three Months Previously—

Walking out from the mastermind meeting I was shaking my head.

A good friend showed me a wild internet business idea he had.
I told him he’s crazy to mess with it. It’s too on the edge to be viable, much less sustainable.

Besides, it’s “black hat”. I usually dismiss those ideas outright.

Black hat usually means its against terms of service to some company like Google.

More importantly, black hat tactics don’t create win-win situations.

But over those last three months my friend went on the bank some ridiculous profits from his “crazy” idea.

He tells me that he’s averaging over $10k a day in profit and hardly looks at it. And the best part, it’s creating win-win-win situations for everyone involved.

Now I’m intrigued…

As I laid there on what I had firmly come to believe was my death bed, it hit me.

I hadn’t been living life on my terms.

As I struggled to breathe I realized at that moment that life is for living and I’m gonna live it. If I come out of this insane respiratory failure I’m changing things.

Time to make some shit happen.

Time to stop playing small.

—Present Day—

I’m staring at the numbers and I just can’t believe them. This is the biggest business deal of my life. This will net me seven figures a month. It’s hard to believe but it’s true. I’ve hit the mother lode.

After surviving the worst case of pneumonia that my doctor had ever seen, I’m changing things up.

Being that close to death changed me. I now firmly believe that death is a good thing. It makes us appreciate life. It makes us strive to leave this world a better place. It gives us extreme focus.

So extreme we invent arbitrary things to mark our existence here on earth.

Think about this. If we didn’t die, would time exist? I say no.

Time is an illusion that only appears to exist because we die. We are all quietly counting down until we pass away. If we didn’t die, why would we even care what time it was?  We wouldn’t. The concept wouldn’t even make sense.

There is nothing but now. The present.

There is nothing else. So live in it.

I hear you…

You are saying, “So what? What in the world does this have to do with making money on the Internet?”

Only this…

You will die one day.

Make sure you’ve lived.

Take opportunities when they come.

On my “death bed” I realized that I’ve pissed away MANY opportunities and ideas. I’ve played small because I’ve been concerned about what other people will think.

Not anymore. Death motivated me. Death is good for us.

So I have a crazy idea.

I have a lot of crazy ideas.

This one is particularly crazy.


Because no one will believe it.

The old saying – “If it seems to good to be true then it probably is.” – has really screwed up any new idea including the Internet.

So at risk of being thought “crazy” or “weird” or “out there”…

…I’m not hesitating with this one.

I’m just going for it.

Here’s the main idea:

I’ve come up with a way to do affiliate marketing that’s 100% automated and makes money on EVERY campaign.

How many times have you created campaign after campaign with only one out of 10 or 20 creating profit?

I figured out a crazy way around it.

This idea would be considered “black hat” by some that don’t understand. But it’s not. It only APPEARS to be.

Here’s the wildest part. It makes 1000’s of dollars a day in profit…completely hands free. All you did is sit back and watch the money roll in. You LITERALLY don’t have to do anything. You do NOTHING and the money just gets deposited into your bank account.

Interested? You should be.

Here’s the gist:
– Make big money without doing a damn thing
– Upside is unlimited
– No experience required
– No paid traffic to deal with
– No traffic AT ALL to deal with
– No campaigns to give you migraines
– No website needed
– No money needed either!
– Literally NO WORK required

I know it sounds hypey and completely unbelievable but it’s completely true.

I’m calling it:
“Automated CPA Income”

Here’s all you need to make it work:
– CPA network account(s)
– Some sort of business entity that’s tied to the CPA network account
– A bank account in the business name for the CPA accounts to deposit profits into

That’s it! Seriously.

You SHOULD be saying in your head, “Yeah right!”

I would too. This sounds completely ludicrous.

But it’s not I assure you.

Here’s the deal. I have created and perfected a way to make this work and I need people to partner with me.


Because of strategic relationships I’ve created, I now have more leads and traffic than I can handle. I’m currently forced to shut down campaigns because I can’t put any more leads into my existing accounts. I’m losing out on 10s of thousands of dollars EVERY day because I can’t handle all the traffic and leads.

It’s a good problem to have but still sucks.

Simply put, I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to.

So if you are sick of doing actual work and just want to make money without doing a damn thing, then click this link to apply to partner with me.

If we are a match then we can get on the phone and I’ll give you the details.

My team and I do all the work and you just collect a portion of the profits.

Click this link to apply (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

Life is for living.

So get crazy. Get motivated and swing hard for the fences. You WILL hit some home runs.

Automated CPA Income is one.  Apply today. (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

Talk soon,
Matt “Off His Friggin’ Rocker” Trainer

P.S. I realize this email sounds really nutso and uses language you only hear on the worst bizop sales letters.

I only wish I could hype it more because it’s very real.

I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to. It’s worth several million a year and I’m not just going to sit by and let this pass.

Partner with me and make 100% Automated CPA Income.

Click here to apply (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

No money needed


Why 2014 is gonna suck

For all those people that constantly post ridiculously positive messages on facebook about the new year:2014 Sucks

2014 is going to suck royal ass for you.

Yep you read that right. It’s gonna be a disaster.

Why do I say that? Here’s why:

You don’t have it.

You don’t have that DNA.

You’ve never hustled.

You didn’t grow up with the right opportunities.

You think growing up with opportunities matters.

You don’t know how to take currently available opportunities.

You complain a lot.

You don’t see the big picture.

You might have a map, but you’re really bad with directions.

You expect handholding. “Oh if only someone would show me how…”

You think you’re entitled to rewards.

You place blame on others instead of taking control and figuring out what went wrong.

You half ass projects and say they’re failures.

You rarely, if at all, launch projects in the first place.

You don’t seek specified knowledge.

You buy a lot of information – courses, webinars, seminars, conferences – and let it all go in one ear and out the other.

You haven’t learned the very basics of doing work online.

You think “I’m not a techie” is a good excuse.

You haven’t learned the slightest bit about how a real business works.

You don’t enjoy producing content.

You’ve never studied classic marketing or sales literature.

You’ve never written an advertisement.

You’ve never made a sales call yet you expect to make thousands of dollars in sales overnight.

You waste a lot of time on things that don’t matter and then whine that you don’t have enough time to do the things that do.

You spend your free time thinking about doing something.

You tell anyone who will listen what you’re going to do.

You never do anything.

If you hate me now, it’s because some of that was true (or maybe all of it).

So why not change it and make 2014 (and every year after that) great?

I can help if you listen to me. Start here.

Or just stay tuned to my increasingly insightful emails. 🙂

Talk soon,
Matt “2014 And Beyond” Trainer

P.S. Yes I ripped this off from a post I did a couple years ago. You can read it here.

P.P.S. And yes, part of that post was ripped off from Karol Gajda.
(He gave permission so stop whining.) He’s brilliant so won’t hurt to follow him here.


Mark Cuban hates facebook

Yesterday I wrote a short email about the futility of getting “Likes” on your fan pages on Facebook.mark-cuban-leak-trophy_original

Here’s a link if you want to check it out.

I’m in good company because Mark Cuban, the billionaire owner of the Dallas Mavericks and star of the Shark Tank, hates facebook.

Specifically he hates that Facebook makes you pay to reach an audience you built already.

So if you are paying for ads to get fans of your pages you then have to pay AGAIN to reach them.

It’s insane.

He built over 2 million “Likes” for his Dallas Mavericks fan page. Then Facebook wants him to PAY AGAIN to get in front them.

It’s the exact opposite way that Facebook was built to work in the beginning.

Facebook is behind the 8 ball now and has to please its owners (shareholders).

So putting ANY value in Likes is stupid and a severe waste of money.

In the next 12 months this is going to be even worse. There is a HUGE wash out coming for fan pages on facebook.

If you aren’t turning those “Likes” or “Fans” (or whatever other masturbatory name you give them) into LEADS then you are HOSED.

There is a simple solution.

We talked about it on the $100k/day facebook training the other day.

Here’s the replay to check it out

The replay is coming down Monday night at midnight so check it out before its gone.

Here’s my saying for facebook now:
“Fix your shit or lose it.”

Carnage is coming. Be ready.

Here’s the replay link again.

Talk soon,
Matt “Like Me Please” Trainer

P.S. I’m starting to believe that P.S.’s suck so I’m boycotting them for a while.

BUT…why not add another link here while I’m at it >>>>> Replay here

Likes are for losers

Likes Are For Losers

So you built a facebook fan page with thousands of “Likes”.


…you wasted your time and money.

I’ve been saying for over 3 years that facebook “likes” are for losers.

Its just masturbation in the end.

Go try to spend likes and see what it gets you. I’m sure your girlfriend will be impressed with your goofy number of likes but it’s total BS unless you do something about it.

On last night’s training Peter Parks agreed with me and told everyone exactly what to do with their fan pages to remedy that situation.

Here’s the real deal, if you don’t take the steps that Peter and I have been preaching then within the next year you will be HOSED by facebook.

So don’t come crying to me if you don’t heed this warning.

Go here now to see the replay of the $100k a day facebook training.

Stop creating bullshit “likes” and start creating WEALTH.

Check out the facebook training replay here

It gets taken down on Monday 23rd Dec midnight PST.

Talk soon,
Matt “Lots O’ Likes” Trainer

P.S. In tomorrow’s email I’ll tell the story of why one of the world’s most famous businessmen is at WAR with facebook. His insight is worth millions to those that listen. Stay tuned for that tomorrow.

For now, check out the training replay before it gets taken down.

Yep it’s here >>>


Shiny objects from hell

These days 99% of all Internet marketing training is CRAP.shiny object


Only 3% of people ever actually use the training and prosper.

It’s because most Internet marketing product sellers don’t know how to structure training properly. And sadly, most don’t REALLY care about their customers. Peter and Andrew are the 1% exception to that.

And in just a couple hours they are going to be teaching LIVE how they have generated over $10 million via facebook and clickbank in over 100 niches.

They will be teaching how to do $100k a day like Peter does.

We get started in just two hours. Be there.

Training Date: TODAY, December 19th, 2013
Training Time: 5 PM EST
Registration Link

Yes of course there will be a product promoted at the end.
But don’t let that stop you from getting some awesome training from these guys.

I’ve seen what they have and it’s incredible.
It SHOULD be the standard for all Internet marketing training.

It’s THAT good.

See you on the training.

P.S. Today I’ve got NOTHING for you people that always scroll to the P.S. Just stop it and read the damn post!  🙂

P.P.S. OK I’ll put another registration link here