March 1, 2014

Death is good for you

Death is good for youWARNING:  This blog post is not for the faint of heart. It’s crazy. It doesn’t make any sense. Most will say I’m crazy or full of shit. It is what it is. Believe it or not, what you are about to read is all true.

Gasping for breath…

Not finding any…

My life is flashing before my eyes. In my soul I know I’m just minutes away from death if I can’t get some air in my lungs.

I’m drowning internally.

—Three Months Previously—

Walking out from the mastermind meeting I was shaking my head.

A good friend showed me a wild internet business idea he had.
I told him he’s crazy to mess with it. It’s too on the edge to be viable, much less sustainable.

Besides, it’s “black hat”. I usually dismiss those ideas outright.

Black hat usually means its against terms of service to some company like Google.

More importantly, black hat tactics don’t create win-win situations.

But over those last three months my friend went on the bank some ridiculous profits from his “crazy” idea.

He tells me that he’s averaging over $10k a day in profit and hardly looks at it. And the best part, it’s creating win-win-win situations for everyone involved.

Now I’m intrigued…

As I laid there on what I had firmly come to believe was my death bed, it hit me.

I hadn’t been living life on my terms.

As I struggled to breathe I realized at that moment that life is for living and I’m gonna live it. If I come out of this insane respiratory failure I’m changing things.

Time to make some shit happen.

Time to stop playing small.

—Present Day—

I’m staring at the numbers and I just can’t believe them. This is the biggest business deal of my life. This will net me seven figures a month. It’s hard to believe but it’s true. I’ve hit the mother lode.

After surviving the worst case of pneumonia that my doctor had ever seen, I’m changing things up.

Being that close to death changed me. I now firmly believe that death is a good thing. It makes us appreciate life. It makes us strive to leave this world a better place. It gives us extreme focus.

So extreme we invent arbitrary things to mark our existence here on earth.

Think about this. If we didn’t die, would time exist? I say no.

Time is an illusion that only appears to exist because we die. We are all quietly counting down until we pass away. If we didn’t die, why would we even care what time it was?  We wouldn’t. The concept wouldn’t even make sense.

There is nothing but now. The present.

There is nothing else. So live in it.

I hear you…

You are saying, “So what? What in the world does this have to do with making money on the Internet?”

Only this…

You will die one day.

Make sure you’ve lived.

Take opportunities when they come.

On my “death bed” I realized that I’ve pissed away MANY opportunities and ideas. I’ve played small because I’ve been concerned about what other people will think.

Not anymore. Death motivated me. Death is good for us.

So I have a crazy idea.

I have a lot of crazy ideas.

This one is particularly crazy.


Because no one will believe it.

The old saying – “If it seems to good to be true then it probably is.” – has really screwed up any new idea including the Internet.

So at risk of being thought “crazy” or “weird” or “out there”…

…I’m not hesitating with this one.

I’m just going for it.

Here’s the main idea:

I’ve come up with a way to do affiliate marketing that’s 100% automated and makes money on EVERY campaign.

How many times have you created campaign after campaign with only one out of 10 or 20 creating profit?

I figured out a crazy way around it.

This idea would be considered “black hat” by some that don’t understand. But it’s not. It only APPEARS to be.

Here’s the wildest part. It makes 1000’s of dollars a day in profit…completely hands free. All you did is sit back and watch the money roll in. You LITERALLY don’t have to do anything. You do NOTHING and the money just gets deposited into your bank account.

Interested? You should be.

Here’s the gist:
– Make big money without doing a damn thing
– Upside is unlimited
– No experience required
– No paid traffic to deal with
– No traffic AT ALL to deal with
– No campaigns to give you migraines
– No website needed
– No money needed either!
– Literally NO WORK required

I know it sounds hypey and completely unbelievable but it’s completely true.

I’m calling it:
“Automated CPA Income”

Here’s all you need to make it work:
– CPA network account(s)
– Some sort of business entity that’s tied to the CPA network account
– A bank account in the business name for the CPA accounts to deposit profits into

That’s it! Seriously.

You SHOULD be saying in your head, “Yeah right!”

I would too. This sounds completely ludicrous.

But it’s not I assure you.

Here’s the deal. I have created and perfected a way to make this work and I need people to partner with me.


Because of strategic relationships I’ve created, I now have more leads and traffic than I can handle. I’m currently forced to shut down campaigns because I can’t put any more leads into my existing accounts. I’m losing out on 10s of thousands of dollars EVERY day because I can’t handle all the traffic and leads.

It’s a good problem to have but still sucks.

Simply put, I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to.

So if you are sick of doing actual work and just want to make money without doing a damn thing, then click this link to apply to partner with me.

If we are a match then we can get on the phone and I’ll give you the details.

My team and I do all the work and you just collect a portion of the profits.

Click this link to apply (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

Life is for living.

So get crazy. Get motivated and swing hard for the fences. You WILL hit some home runs.

Automated CPA Income is one.  Apply today. (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

Talk soon,
Matt “Off His Friggin’ Rocker” Trainer

P.S. I realize this email sounds really nutso and uses language you only hear on the worst bizop sales letters.

I only wish I could hype it more because it’s very real.

I need more CPA network accounts to send traffic, leads and sales to. It’s worth several million a year and I’m not just going to sit by and let this pass.

Partner with me and make 100% Automated CPA Income.

Click here to apply (Sorry this is closed and won’t be reopened.)

No money needed


Matt Trainer

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